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作者  cljhedward (無言)                                           看板  joke 
 標題  Re: [笑話] 超惡毒回答                                                   
 時間  Thu Jul 13 18:18:02 2006      

這讓我回想起高中的日子~(遠目)                                                 
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
高三那年跟朋友住在學校宿舍

課業壓力之大是不言可喻的                                                      
                                                                               
通常前一個晚上不K書到凌晨兩三點是不會去睡覺的                                  
                                                                               
                                                                               
而室友A正是這類人物的楷模                                                      
                                                                               
除了睡覺,就是唸書                                                              
                                                                               
只是有很嚴重的「起床氣」,加上個性很直                                          
                                                                               
在早晨的這段時間講話都超衝的~                                                  
                                                                               
                                                                               
舍監B是令人厭惡的傢伙                                                          
                                                                               
通常一點點小事情就可以把宿舍弄得雞飛狗跳                                       
                                                                               
又很吹毛求疵,晚點名的時候都可以閒扯一個多小時                                  
                                                                               
只是大夥都不知道他的重點為何?  

總之當準考生的學長不爽,連當幹部的學弟也常在背地問候舍監的祖宗們~~~            
                                                                               
尤其是A                                                                        
                                                                               
                                                                         
事情是這樣發生的:                                                              
                                                                               
某個早晨,室友A依照慣例賴床                                                     
                                                                               
這個時候A都會"盧"很久,才會起身                                                 
                                                                               
這次不知怎麼的                                                                 
                                                                               
竟然舍監B親自出馬                                                              
                                                                               
來「關心」我們這間寢室                                                         
                                                                               
(整間宿舍每次就屬這寢最晚走)                                                   
                                                                               
A似乎還搞不清狀況           

口中還喃喃夢囈                                                                
                                                                               
A:嘔~我不想念書啦(四肢勾著床板,一副賴床定的樣子)                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
這時,站在房間門口已久舍監冷冷的說                                              
                                                                               
B:不想念就不要唸啊!(雙手盤胸,冷冷的說道)                                       
                                                                               
                                                                               
我也不知道該做什麼來緩衝氣氛                                                   
                                                                               
只得站在旁邊發愣                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
A弄清出狀況了,起身打理雜務                                                     
                                                                               
舍監B只是一語不發的站在旁邊瞪著這兩個不知死活的天兵                            
                                                                               
氣氛瞬間凝結,像到了太平間一樣的死寂       

                                                                              
才過沒多久,大概不到一分鐘吧?                                                   
                                                                               
A室友突然轉過頭去                                                              
                                                                               
跟舍監B說                                                                      
                                                                               
                                                                               
『啊不讀書!以後是要當舍監喔?』                                                 
                                                                               
『啊不讀書!以後是要當舍監喔?』                                                 
                                                                               
『啊不讀書!以後是要當舍監喔?』                                                 
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
到現在我還記的舍監B的表情...